Thumbzilla

Thumbzilla

Long Live The King! And for once I’m not talking about myself. Yes, it’s the celebrated hub of hot messes, the Cyber home of the Hentai, the Titan of the Tube sites and the heart of the Pornhub Empire.

That’s right, we look at Thumbzilla.com the so-called king of porn.

Host Videos of Pornhub, RedTube, YouPorn, Tube8, PornMD, XTube, Pepperz and a bunch of gay Tubes, that’s a lot! Thumb Zilla is one of the best sleazy sites in the world and links you to pretty much all the more popular sites. It’s not really a Tube site (it’s a porn Aggregator, as if most of you fuckers are really interested), but it acts as a hub for the Pornhub Network, from which you can see titty-laden content all over the web.

Who built this erotic empire?
Like other websites on the Pornhub Network, Thumbzilla belongs to MindGeek. If you look at MindGeek’s main website, it looks like the typical dream child of the economics student and computer geek you met in College. They even refer to themselves as”a leader in IT, web development and SEO”. They boast that their web offerings reach over 115 million viewers and up to 15 terabytes of content is uploaded daily.
(Of course, you’re also not shy about the three billion ads you receive. Greedy Assholes).

Boy, don’t these statistics sound impressive? Surely, is not at all like the parent company for a bunch of porn sellers and most of these calls came from horny stools jerking off to busty girls with pumped-up tits? * Eye rolls*

But yeah, Thumbzilla is owned by the same company like Pornhub and Xtube and so Thumbzilla has the same level of quality and some of the same problems as the other large Tube sites.

All right, what about the perverse content
On its front Thumbzilla crosses all boxes. Many different scenes of ladies getting cum off, an easily navigable interface and like any decent website, it is mobile-friendly. In fact, Thumbzilla should first be conceived as a mobile-optimized version of Pornhub.
However, the best part of Thumbzilla is also the worst – the variety. Of course I love to change the pig stuff I cum to. A collection of Blowjobs could do it for me in a day, but switching to MILFs riding stands can sometimes be fun.

Did I just say that I like watching experienced ladies on camera? You’re damn right I am! To each his own, asshole!

Next, with literally tens of thousands of Videos, some of what you see on Thumbzilla is great, some is good and a lot is complete shit. And speaking of shit, yes, there is a lot of literal shit that has been uploaded to the website. Sure, I’m not so into that.

Anyway, there is a whole area for HD Videos, but in the dark days before there was High Definition, a bunch of Clips and scenes were uploaded. Unfortunately, this means that you can stumble upon something that looks like a cute Video with beautiful pussies nailed to the thumbnails but end up fucking pixelated.

So to find something decent, you may need to scroll for a while. And since the people who run YouTube behave like PC-loving sluts, you’ll occasionally come across some vloggers that have been banned on YouTube and uploaded to one of the Pornhub tube sites.

Fortunately, with dozens of sections to choose from, it’s easy to find what you’re looking for when you know what you’re in the mood for. And like any good Tube website, virtually every uploaded Video has tons of relevant keywords, so a general search should find what you want pretty well.

As with the Best Websites, if you want to know what’s hot, there’s a Top, a popular, a Trend and a latest section. When you hover your mouse over the thumbnail, you get a nice Mini preview of the hot dirt to which you will jerk off immediately.

Tech problems, Some solved, Some fixed
Remember: since Thumbzilla is a porn Aggregator, or more precisely, it’s a collection of “tubes”, about stuff being pushed into tight, wet “tubes”, some content is necessarily pirated. Rrrr… are you surprised? And as Thumbzilla adheres to the DMCA, you may find that some of your favorite videos, could suddenly be removed.
Speaking of Pirates, Thumbzilla even has some pirate themed porn for you to massage the One-Eyed Willie into.

On the other hand, after years of correct accusations that they encrypt PCs with Malware and lack secure connections, some Thumbzilla members are improving their Cyber security standards. After complaints about the anti-Sex cocksuckers responsible for Russia arresting actual cocksuckers in Russia, Thumbzilla, together with RedTube and Xvideos, have improved their security measures. With this, the cocksuckers have finally started to take the notorious Malware Problem of the Tube site seriously and to reduce the number of infections that a user’S PC has while playing around with his dick… or your Mumu.

In this way, Web wankers can practice what comes closest to Safer Sex and protect themselves from their wanking habits, to get into the public eye or to have their Computer infested by a fucking ton of viruses.

The only thing I don’t like about Thumbzilla is navigating the website to view or post comments. To do this, or to rate the Video or save it to your account favorites, you need to go to the Host website via a Link in the bottom right corner of the video. The same applies to the sharing of Videos.

In addition, you must have an account, regardless of which Page the Host page is. This means that you may need to have an account for eight different Tube sites! And no, Thumbzilla doesn’t allow you to set up your own account and probably never will, given her model.

And yes, I like to read and post comments. Finally, as all assholes who read this know, I like to express myself.

Throw some money away
On Pornhub Thumbzilla offers exclusive Premium content, as well as VR, and DVD scenes. So if you want to see how girls get banged in HD without bullshit ads, then this is just right for you. In addition to some of the private user Uploads, Premium offers selected content from some of my other favorites, such as Mofos, Brazzers and Girls do Porn. However, this costs ten dollars a month or, if you want to save 20%, 95.88 dollars for a one-year membership. In addition to the cash transfer, all Tech Nerds out there can also pay with crypto currency.
Oh yes, and if you’re one of the technical illiterate bastards, (seriously, how can you people even exist today?) then you get 24/7 customer support with a Premium Account.

Next up, Pornhub offers a week of free Premium membership. So if you want to test how stimulating Premium content is and whether it’s worth spending some money on it, it’s a decent Option. And at such a low price with a range of Clips and images, this is certainly a better deal than most porn sites that charge twenty dollars a month or more.

To settle the matter…
No, not that… Overall, Thumbzilla is definitely a page you should favor on your favorite Browser. You will want to thank me for this. But seriously, don’t I get enough Spam Mails already?
(Of course, if you’re one of those losers who still lives with his mother and jerks off on the family computer at 3 a.m., you won’t want a digital trail to this dirty side).

Granted, you might have to search around a bit to find the perfect content for penis Wichsen, maybe you just have to scroll through all the amazing thumbnails and subsections.

As I said, I don’t like having to click through Videos to post comments, post a rating or add the Video to my favorites. And since this website is just a hub, you need to have a membership to all Tube websites to do all that. It is assumed that Thumbzilla will eventually set up his online Shop again. So if you want to make more money to stop your Pilleman, that might be an option one day. Although I wouldn’t wait for that given that people at MindGeek have to get annoyed for years before they get their ass up and do something.

The Premium content is excellent and also the options for a test membership are quite nice. All in all, I recommend motherfuckers all you, Thumbzilla (often written incorrectly as “thumzilla”, “thmbzilla”, “thumzila”, “thunbzilla”, “thimbzilla”, “tumbzilla”, “thumbzillia” and “thumbzila”) So, round of applause for the websites of distribution, using the “Thumbnails” (and the Rest of your fingers) good.

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